Woody Pines is the best band I ever heard in my life I swear. I’m their biggest fan now!

You been to school, you say you are a lawyer, you walked out of a magazine. I’ve been a drifter and a low-life loser, you can learn a lot from me.

Songwriting is the cheapest psychiatrist I know.

I'm playing checkers while they're playing chessThey make the big moves that make me a little lessEven when I win and beat the pants off of the bestI'm still playing checkers while they're playing chess